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Well hello gang, been a while since I did any real typing...

After an insane week of wondering whether I'd even have a job, the new bosses jetted in, gave us the corporate shaft speech [you must have it installed in you like the vchip or something once you make a high enough salary] of essentially...

"nothing's [we think]
happening to your jobs [mainly cause we're too busy evaluating just how many people
in our whole organization we have to let go first]
at the moment [cause we dont have all the Indians in India hired yet to replace you]
but please continue to work hard [you silly saps]
and grow the business [what business! you've SOLD off most of it you clowns!] and make our goals together" [setting up my golden parachute on the backs of you
saps]

So what'd I do to respond? Promptly went drinking for two straight days for St. Patty's Day. Not enough to get drunk [which I just couldn't get into, an alcoholic I'm not], but hey, the party-goers ate most of the green jello! Always a good thing!

And so I'm back to business-as-usual, until they fire me or promote me, which is both a) possible and b) scary huh?

Anyways, sorry to be a mild downer, hope you found something amusing... I know I sure did.
~F